I love my children but something has to be said.........
Fact One:
Snacks are not a form of recreation. I promise you can find something do besides eat. You have a buttload of toys Santa brought last year.
Fact Two:
Snacks do not grow on trees. Well there is no gummy bear tree (I know I looked). If you eat it, no one will come and magically replace the snack. Snacks cost money, so make them last. I am not going back the grocery store in two days to replenish your stocks of goodies.
Fact Three:
People in third worlds country do not get three square meals a day. I am sure snacks are a luxury in most places. In fact I doubt they ask for a snack 15 minutes after dinner.
Fact Four:
This is most important fact of all. Your dad and I have our own snacks. DO NOT TOUCH them. Nothing brings groundings on like finding out all the snacks are gone, much less all the snacks that are hidden from you. Look you father and I work hard and we want our certain snacks or ice cream. We have standards in our snack choice. You are not allowed to have standards, you have "on sale" snacks.
Final Fact:
If you searching for a snack and cannot find either two things have happened.
A. You ate them all
B. Your mom was so mad that she bought no snacks
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I have to add something....
ReplyDeleteDon't eat snacks in the pantry with the door shut, drop pieces on the floor, then leave it there to be found later. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
....oh yeah, and turn the light of once you sneak back out of the pantry!