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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Signs for My Children.....Signs I will be making and hanging in the house


Earlier today I hung a sign on my toilet so my children would be reminded to flush the toilet EVERY time they used it. Oddly enough it is working for the moment.

So my sister and I have put our heads together to create signs for a our three lovely children to remind them to do the things we want them to do.

Here are some of them:

Sign #1 If you do not want to be on your hands and knees scrubbing carpets....don't spill your food and/or drinks on the carpet. ***

Sign#2 I did not choose not to do your homework, you did. So don't act like it is my fault when I ground you.

Sign#3 There is no reason to keep a carton of milk if there is one sip in it, dispose of it properly in the big white thing with a bag in it.

Sign #4 If you are going to complain about scrapping dried food off the dishes...rinse them off WHEN you are done using them. ***

Sign #5 If you are unhappy, stay in bed. ***

Sign #6 If you do not brush your teeth, don't breathe on me. ***

Sign #7 Sons, put down the toilet seat, you have a sister and I will let her shoot you if she falls in the toilet.

Sign #8 If you choose to wash half the dishes, you will just have to unload and finish. AND no it does take a day dishes to soak.

Sign #9 I have no control over what your dad does or how he embarrasses you.

Sign #10 If you have complaint, you can log in the complaint box that you have in your own house that you pay for.

***Contributed by Jaime W.

Signs for my Children


Apparently words do not work with my children. They need visual stimulus.