How To.......Tips for Children so Mommy's Head Does Not Explode Part 2

How to......Flush the Toilet

Children,

This seems to be a major difficulty in my house and I am sure there is a good chance it might be a problem in yours.

Apparently I did not go over the basic fundamentals with my own and thought I would share for all the children who are unaware how to do this on a regular basis.

By regular basis I mean EVERY TIME.

Step One: Do your business, if you need instructions and that can read, please see your own mother for a quick review in potty training.

Step Two: Locate the smooth silver thing, many cultures calls this a handle.

Step Three:Pull the handle down.

DO NOT BE ALARMED, A SWOOSHING SOUND WILL HAPPEN......this is normal. The toilet is not broken, I repeat it is not broken and the potty monster will not grab your bottom.

*****This is all for now......just doing my part to keep the children safe in the world.

How To.......Tips for Children so Mommy's Head Does Not Explode

Children,

I am here to help you. This is the first in my how-to series. What is this purpose of the this blog you might be asking, well I am going to tell you, it is so that lovely woman you call mommy does not lose her mind and shoot you in the face with a fictional bazooka.

Here is how:

Step One: Remove the last empty toilet paper from the roll. (Most of them you squeeze together and it pops right out).

Step Two: Throw the used toilet paper roll in the trash......this is important so DO NOT skip it.

Step Three:Reach under the sink (the thing were you are suppose to brush teeth) and pull out a new roll of toilet paper.

Step Four: Take said toilet paper and put it on the roll (see Step one for

instructions).

Prep Time: 3 seconds

Actual Time: 6 seconds

****Time saved not hearing your mom yell at you for putting it on the floor,in the sink, or the bathtub, your whole life.