Mommy Secrets Reveal.......

Idle Threats.

Moms are full of idle threats.

So I am going to lay it out for you.

1. We will not punch you in the face. (We may want to)

2. There are no gypsies we can call to come take you away. (We looked.)

3. We cannot not take you back to the hospital and trade you in for a different model. (Why start over)

4. Santa will come see you despite your behavior.

5. We will not knock your heads together.

6. We are not pulling the car over. (However don't push us too far.)

7. We are not going to make you go with the other family who treats there kids wonderfully. (They are fictional)

8. Usually we are not leaving the store if you don't behave. (We do not want to have to make a second trip.)

9. We will not ground you for the rest of your life, just until you move out.

10. We will not shoot in the face. (We do not purchase guns due to the temptation.)

WARNING: We might do not any of the things above, but DO NOT PUSH US. We can find others ways to make you suffer without violence.