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Showing posts with label kids funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Joey's First Crush.......Awwwww


So my little baby boy, one of the sweetest children, I know. Well my baby boy, has his first crush. If he knew I was blogging about it, he would be pouting in his room if she was not here.

So Taylor has slowly developed a wonderful friendship with a middle school girl named Sophie. Sophie and Taylor spend a great amount of time with each other. They are currently making a little horror movie for youtube.

Joe and I noticed that every time Sophie comes over, Joey suddenly has clothes on. We encourage our children to stay clothed but Joey has been anti-clothing since he was born. As soon as he learned how to dress himself, he learned how to undress himself. Many times when Joe and I get home with the kids from a family event, this child is suddenly in his underwear. Joe and I will barely have put our keys down and almost naked Joey is running around.

So we knew something was up when he started dressing himself under no duress.

Oh course, Joe and I are mature parents and asked the boy if he liked Sophie. Okay, okay it was more like.......Joey likes Sophie, Joey likes Sophie.

Which made him stomp out of the room.

Finally, we told Joey. "Look it is okay to think she is pretty."

He said to me with his arms crossed and his face pick, "OKAY I think she is pretty but I don't LOOOOOOVVVVVEEE her."

Many times over the next days, I heard a yell out of my little boy......"I don't lOOOOOVVVVEEEE her TAYLOR and/or LOGAN."

This is the price of being a Rupp.

So today Sophia came over so Logan can help her put strings on her new guitar. We noticed that not only had Joey put on clothes. It was not just the clothes he put on, it was the outfit he had chosen. He choose a pair of jeans(unzipped) and a sleeveless Ohio State shirt that shows his belly because it is 3 sizes to small. He looks like a little muscle builder from the 80s.

I cannot wait to blog about Logan and Taylor first crush.





Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Signs for my Children: For Logan


I sat the empty box by the door to taken to the trash by the teenager. Of course it sat there and sat there. So I finally made the child a sign.

It actually worked, he took it out.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

How To.......Tips for Children so Mommy's Head Does Not Explode Part 2









How to......Flush the Toilet

Children,

This seems to be a major difficulty in my house and I am sure there is a good chance it might be a problem in yours.

Apparently I did not go over the basic fundamentals with my own and thought I would share for all the children who are unaware how to do this on a regular basis.

By regular basis I mean EVERY TIME.

Step One: Do your business, if you need instructions and that can read, please see your own mother for a quick review in potty training.

Step Two: Locate the smooth silver thing, many cultures calls this a handle.


Step Three:Pull the handle down.

DO NOT BE ALARMED, A SWOOSHING SOUND WILL HAPPEN......this is normal. The toilet is not broken, I repeat it is not broken and the potty monster will not grab your bottom.

*****This is all for now......just doing my part to keep the children safe in the world.


Thursday, October 29, 2009

Questions that Instantly Irritate Parents


All of these questions has tendency of
spending a nagging pain down a mom's
spine. This is especially true if you have
a long day at work.


1. Mom, can you make him stop?

2. Mom, can I have a snack?

3. Mom, can I have a toy?

4. Mom, can you make him stop touching me?

5. Mom, why is he looking at me?

6. Mom, can you go to the store and buy me stuff for my project that is due tomorrow?

7. Mom, can my friend come over, because I already asked her?

8. Mom, I know you have been working all day and your hair is mess and you have circles under your eyes but can you meet my new friend's mom?

9. Mom, why did my brother (and/or sister) get more than I did?

10. Mom, can I watch SpongeBob again?

11. Mom, why.......? (This is especially annoying when you are told you are wrong after)

12. Mom, are you hiding from us again?

*Feel free to send me any question that irritates you. I will be happy to add it.

Added By Jaime......
"one that annoys me is right when I walk in the door I get, mom what's for dinner, or mom is dinner ready yet."

Added By Stephanie....The setting: School Morning, 5am (coffee still perking)
"Mom, have you washed clothes. I have nothing to wear."