Children,
I am here to help you. This is the first in my how-to series. What is this purpose of the this blog you might be asking, well I am going to tell you, it is so that lovely woman you call mommy does not lose her mind and shoot you in the face with a fictional bazooka.
Here is how:
Step One: Remove the last empty toilet paper from the roll. (Most of them you squeeze together and it pops right out).
Step Two: Throw the used toilet paper roll in the trash......this is important so DO NOT skip it.
Step Three:Reach under the sink (the thing were you are suppose to brush teeth) and pull out a new roll of toilet paper.
Step Four: Take said toilet paper and put it on the roll (see Step one for
instructions).
Prep Time: 3 seconds
Actual Time: 6 seconds
****Time saved not hearing your mom yell at you for putting it on the floor,in the sink, or the bathtub, your whole life.
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